Uncharted
Emma

vrrriskers:

do u ever get rly attached to a person and then they’re not around for most of the day and you sit there internally whining like a lost puppy dog

Swear to God, I can’t stand to hear a woman claim that she thinks like a guy and hates women because they’re all catty. That’s misogyny. The very fact that you, as a woman, think differently than how a socially-stereotyped woman is supposed to think is proof that our gender “norms” are fucking us over. Women are not all alike. Some of us like football. Some of us like talking on the phone. Some of us like religion. Some of us are emotional. Some of us speak three languages. Some of us have boyfriends. Some of us have girlfriends. Some of us wear lipstick. Some of us don’t shave our pits. Some of us have kids. Some of us worry we’ll drop our best friend’s baby. Now please stop claiming that you don’t act like a woman. It doesn’t make you a special fucking snowflake. It makes you a perpetrator of misogyny.
owlonthesill (via stowaway)

HEY FACEBOOK PEOPLE NOBODY IN THE WORLD GIVES TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR SHITTY UGLY BABY LIKE WOW YOU ENGAGED IN ONE OF THE BASE, INSTINCTUAL ACTIONS HUMANS HAVE BESIDES LIKE EATING AND DRINKING AND THEN YOUR MUSCLES SQUEEZED A WRINKLY GOOEY BLOB OUT OF YOUR VAGINA SO NOW YOU PUT IT IN STUPID SHITTY OUTFITS AND TALK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME LIKE ITS OF ANY SIGNIFICANCE TO ANYONE BUT YOU

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ALWAYS RUNNING THROUGH YOUR APARTMENT YOU STUPID FUCKING WHINEY SHITBABY

Oh sweet baby Jesus.

Literally my dream.

Literally my dream.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Mine.

Mine.

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